June 2012
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Recipe three: No Can Beato This Taquito
“Texture. Character. Dignity.”
Qualities I demand in my food. And my Guy Fieris — “texture” refers specifically to his facial hair. Fine, all of them refer to his facial hair. These are also qualities Guy believes should be possessed by taquitos. Not just any taquitos. TAQUITOS THAT NO ONE CAN BEATO.
Ha, alright. Stop it. Stop laughing. Alright, already. I mean...
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Recipe two: Cheddar Trans-Porter Soup
In the introduction to the “Soups” section of his cookbook, Guy says, “Soup to me is a bit like pizza. When it’s good it’s really great, and when it’s bad it’s still kind of good … I’ll happily eat a piping hot bowl on a hot day.” I’LL BET YOU WILL. With your bare hands. And why the fuck isn’t there a recipe for pizza soup?...
