Recipe seven: Red Rocker Margarita Chicken...
Last year, a former “Diners, Drive-ins and Dives” producer accused Guy Fieri of being a gross pig who hates gay people and requires advanced notice if he’s going to have to interact with them on his program. Reasons to believe this is true: Just look at the guy. Reasons to believe this is not true: Just look at the guy. He wears more accessories than Charles Nelson Reilly...
Recipe six: Tex Wasabi's Koi Fish Tacos
Oh, hi. OK. I know what you’re thinking: Who is a Tex Wasabi? Why do fish tacos belong to him? And why would I want to eat them. These are questions that have more than one answer. Come with me … According to this illustration from “Cookin’ It. Livin’ It. Lovin’ It,” Tex Wasabi is a version of the intense, mustachioed cowboy from the Village People,...
Happy 100th Birthday, Julia Child's ghost!
Without you, Julia, we wouldn’t have the iconic blog the Julie/Julia Project. Without the Julie/Julia Project, we wouldn’t have the Gwynedd & Guy Project. Without the Gwynedd & Guy project life would be exactly the same for everyone. Except you wouldn’t be very close to watching this video of Guy Fieri eating in reverse.
Recipe five: "I've got the need for fried cheese"
Guy Fieri, you sonofabitch, you did it. All these years spent cramming my maw full of fried mozzarella sticks (this is not a tale I’m telling — lookit me last Superbowl Sunday, when this blog was but a glimmer in my groin or whatever) and forever feeling like something was missing. There was a hole that needed to be filled with flavor, a weeping wound begging for a salty salve. Leave...